Did you know that the words "I’m going to go to bed fairly early and get some sleep because I have a busy day ahead of me" actually has the EXACT same meaning as “I’m going to stay up late and fuck around on the internet for a few hours”? English is such a weird language.
Robot Hand 2 by Brock Baker
The thing about reality is that it’s still there waiting for you the next morning.
From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code
You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
You single, or nah?
First date like